#!/usr/bin/env ruby # # Leave a comment if you can ... %w[ rubygems socket syntax/convertors/html ].each { |lib| require lib } def header(*args) args.join("\r\n") + "\r\n" + "\r\n" end def body Thread.main[:body] ||= Syntax::Convertors::HTML.for_syntax("ruby"). convert(File.read(__FILE__)) end server = TCPServer.new(2010) Thread.new(server.accept) do |c| begin request = []; request << c.readline.chomp until request[-1] == "" if request.first =~ /^GET/ c.puts header("HTTP/1.0 200 OK", "Content-Type: text/html") c.puts <<-HTML <html><head><style> .comment{color:#005;font-style:italic;}.keyword {color:#A00;font-weight:bold;}.punct{color:#447;font-weight:bold;} .string{color:#944;}.ident{color:#004;}.constant{color:#07F;}.number {color:#D55;}.expr{color:#227;}.regex{color:#B66;}</style></head> <body>#{body}</body></html> HTML elsif request.first =~ /^POST/ raise unless request.any? { |h| h =~ /^Content-Length: (\d+)$/i } body = c.read($1.to_i) File.open(__FILE__, 'a') do |this| this.puts "#{body}\n-- #{Time.now}".map { |line| "# #{line}"} << "\n" end Thread.main[:body] = nil c.puts header("HTTP/1.0 201 Created", "Location: /") else; raise end rescue; c.puts header("HTTP/1.0 400 Bad Request") ensure; c.close; end end while true # I feel like a cheater, but I know how, and therefore I do it. - Hannes # -- Mon Jan 11 23:56:35 +0100 2010 # I can has beer? - Klaus # -- Tue Jan 12 13:43:32 +0100 2010 # Hello! I mean 2nd! @andypsilon # -- Tue Jan 12 13:48:51 +0100 2010 # Ah doch dritter... Klaus war schneller... Aber Bier gibt es trotzdem oder? @andypsilon # -- Tue Jan 12 13:50:01 +0100 2010 # oh mann ich bin ja wieder viel zu spaet dran .... t. # -- Wed Jan 20 17:20:47 +0100 2010 # 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